Final DaysSo I'm a little delayed (as usual) in updating this blog. Sometimes I'm just having too much fun living life!
Passion Lived ThereIn the mountains that is. You couldn't really tell that there were Olympic Games taking place in the city until you approached the venue. About two blocks from each venue signage started to spring up like springtime daffodils. Spurts of color among the dreary grey of the city. That's about I have to say about that for now. It was strange, walking around this city during an Olympic Games I could easily go 10-20 blocks without seeing a person or a sign pertaining to the Games.
THE GOLD MEDAL DAY ....Final Thursday of the Games (Feb. 23, 2006)Okay, so each Games produces one day where everything comes together. Whether it's getting tickets you never thought you'd see or making your way through the Mag & Bag without incident or simply having fun with friends, there's always that one day. That one glorious day when you face not a hitch or a problem or even a slight blip of a trip-up. My Gold Medal Day in Torino was February 23, 2006.
Choco Tour / Gold Medal DayBefore I give you links to the day, I must tell you how I came to find out about the Choco Tour. I was taking a break on Wednesday evening, fought my way through the smoking hall and found myself ordering a slice of pizza (who would have thunk!?), when I turned and saw two newly-made friends standing in the pizza place eating a slice of their own. Being the shy, silent type, I went over and joined invited myself into their conversation.

The duo were talking about this fantasy I had only before dreamed about ... a Choco Pass for a Choco Tour. Wow. My eyes bugged so far open that I think the guys were worried my eyes would pop out and go bouncing down the hall of the MPC. But no, I just stood there stunned at the idea that you could pay 10 Euro for this booklet containing chocolate coupons and a map of the city. The map has points on it that coincide with the various confectionaries around town. All you have to do is follow the map, walk into a store, hand them a coupon and say, "choco pass?" in an unassuming tone and THEY GIVE YOU CHOCOLATE!!!
Mind you, this is no ordinary chocolate. The chocolate you receive from these gods of cacao is orgasmic. It's like nothing that's ever passed through your lips, melted on your tongue and slid down your throat. Wow. I've had some good chocolate in my day, but the different choices we were given that day makes a Milka bar taste like dried up 10-year-old Easter candy. Yes, it's that good. Ginger, marshmellow, pepper, milk, dark, almonds, hazelnut, cinnamon ... you name it, they have it.
But I digress. The two asked if I wanted to join them (as if they could stop me), and so I did. Because I don't make a living doing this like they do, I'll let Joe & Vahe explain the pleasures of the now world famous Choco Tour. They were going with another guy from the USOC office and I asked if Charlie could come along as well. So with that, the five of us set off Thursday morning on an adventure of a lifetime!
Joe's take on the day //
Vahe's Choco Pass postcardHolland House / Gold Medal NightAfter finishing up whatever work we had that day (and following our chocolate-induced comas), Charlie and I decided we were going to go to the Holland House. Actually, it was our mission for the past few days but by the time we were able to make it out of the MPC it would have been too late. We were told to get there before 8:00 as it gets really busy after that. Anyhoo, we finally had a chance to break free from the shackles of the MPC. We took Laura from figure skating along with us.
There were three reasons we wanted to go to the Holland House. First and foremost, there was this hat that I HAD to have. It was the Dutch ski hat - white with an orange band around the bottom of it, a small orange tulip on it, the Netherlands Olympic Team patch and, of course, the requisite Asics logo large as life on one side. Secondly, rumor had it that they served hamburgers. I know, I know. Hamburgers!? In Italy? Am I nuts? Yes, apparently I am. And so is Charlie. And Laura. But when you've been living on nothing but pizza, pasta, wine and coffee for the better part of two and a half weeks, a hamburger seems like a really good plan. The final reason for wanting to go to Holland House was the simple fact that we heard it was a great time, a giant party if you will. Complete opposite of the USA House in fact.
So we hop on the No. 1 bus right outside of the MPC and take it to the stop where we think we're supposed to get off. A bunch of Orange People were getting off at that stop so we figured we were heading in the right direction.
"Is this where we get off," inquired Charlie.
"Looks like it," I replied.
"Do you know where it is," asked Laura.
"Not exactly, but I figure we can follow the Orange People," said I.
So we disembark and begin to follow the Orange Horde when a very fine looking guy asks us if we're TRYING to get into the Holland House. We were puzzled by the way he said it, but he explained that it was not easy for non-nationals to get into the place. Soon we found out why.
It seems there is an entrance for non-Orangers and another one for natives. The Dutch line was non-existent. However, the non-nationals line featured a huge horde of people, easily hundreds, trying to make their way in. Waiting is more like it. Only a wee trickle of people were granted entrance every five minutes or so.
This fine looking guy, wearing a yellow Right to Play jacket introduced himself as Yeeeeeeeeeeee S-----------------f. Or at least that's what we heard. We asked him again, but it still came out the same. Turns out this guy competed in both the Summer (track cycling) and Winter (speed skating of course) Olympics, is an athlete rep on the board of his National Olympic Committee (or equivalent thereof) and works for Right to Play. Charlie told him that it was us who gave them the Joey Cheek audio when he announced he was giving his Operation Gold money ($25,000) to Right to Play. So Mr. S----------------f tells us that Joey, along with Johan Olav Koss of course, will be there the next night to be recognized by the Dutch for his efforts with Right to Play. I pack away that tidbit of info ... it might come in handy the following night (note: HEAVY FORESHADOWING).
Yeeeeeeeeeeee whisked us in without a hitch. Hooray for Orange!!!!
We walk into this humongous tent that has an ice rink in the center, the hot dog / hamburger stand on one side, a Dutch buffet on the other, at the far end of the rink is an elevated platform with a restaurant on top and beyond that is a rather large dance floor and then a massive stage. They also had a VIP tent off to one side ... more on that later.

There was also a skate rental place (rental is not the right word ... the skates were free) with hockey skates. Orange hockey skates. Not just the uppers / shoes were orange, but the blades also were orange. I can't stress enough how much the Netherlanders love their orange.
We decided upon the Dutch buffet instead of the burger. Good choice. Then we sat down at a big round table with an older couple wearing hats filled with Olympic pins and also covered with patches. Guess what color the hats were? Hey! You're picking up on a theme. This couple, as it turns out, has gone to every Winter Olympics for the past 45 years. I asked if they also attended the Summer Games and I got a very strange look to go with the response, "there is no skating in the summer."
‘Nuff said!

The store was sold out of nearly everything but bottle openers, men's deodorant (in orange packaging of course) and a few fleece jackets. I was bummed. No hats. But wait! There's a guy in the corner with a hat on! I ask him about it and he asked if I wanted to trade. I had been wearing the WADA faux-fur hat, creating a big buzz everywhere I went of course, for the past three days. The Games were coming to a close. I made a judgement call and agreed to the swap.
All-in-all it was a very good Gold Medal Day.
I returned to Holland House on Friday night and found out what Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee's name really was. Wanna know? You might have to check back in a couple of days (if the next blog isn't up by the time you read this one that is). I promise it's another classic story.
peace out